However I don't think I'm crafty enough to choose Drevarria and not get myself killed on a regular basis.
Worshiping Drevarria ain't !@#$%, it's worshiping Ethali that's the hard one. I speak from personal experience.
Worshipping Ethali is so easy. Lie about it constantly, get others to say you're a secret follower, get the people who trust you to argue that it's silly to say you are, and then go about your day regularly. Not that I'd know anything about it of course. 😛No, really. I wouldn't know anything about it cause i'm not. But it sounds easy enough tbh.